Sand Sculpture Female Supporters Have Lots of Joy

CHAPTER 1:

1

Senior Brother Xiao Qingchen, a peerless genius who shoulders the entire sect, is revered by all in the cultivation world.

 

Junior Brother Gu Chengfeng, despite his young age, can already break through the Ten Thousand Ghost Formation, making him a rising star that the elders secretly take pride in.

 

But now, the two of them lie tragically on the ground, so weak they seem ready to be carried away in a coffin.

 

“Ah Tang, tell me, who should we save?” The Sect Master clutched his chest, his heart filled with anguish.

 

Ah, you're asking me?

 

“Both of them were poisoned by the Demoness's fire toxin. If they don't take the entire herb, they'll soon bleed from their seven orifices and die.”

 

The Elder looked at the single Tian Shan Snow Lotus, tears streaming down his face:

 

“If I had known, I shouldn't have come to the Sword Sect. I'm so poor I can't even afford a pair of underpants.”

 

I'm just a vicious female supporting character, waiting to make things difficult for the future heroine.

 

But if the two male leads die first, this world will surely collapse.

 

Xiao Qingchen lightly lifted his feathery eyelashes, revealing a hint of ferocity as the blue veins showed through his pale skin.

 

His voice was clear and calm, as always: “Junior Sister, save Junior Brother.”

 

Gu Chengfeng's injuries flared up faster, half of his face covered in terrifying scars. His blood-stained lips parted slightly: “Don't waste words, save Senior Brother.”

……

You two are being polite, so it means I'm the one who has to suffer, right?

 

Under everyone's expectant gaze, I gritted my teeth and seriously thought about a solution.

 

Eating a snow lotus directly means it has to be digested and absorbed by the stomach and intestines first; the loss is too great with the conventional method.

 

If it could be refined into a liquid medicine, directly reaching the target…

……

“Got it!” I excitedly slapped my forehead. “There's a way to save you both!”

 

The entire room erupted, everyone craning their necks to hear my decision.

 

“Actually, the traditional method of taking medicine is too wasteful.”

 

I picked up the precious snow lotus, holding it in my palm: “But rectal administration offers fast absorption and high efficiency.”

 

“This way, half for each person, it's just enough to detoxify.”

……

After a long silence, our little Junior Sister timidly asked, “Even though we're poor, isn't this a bit... humiliating?”

 

I shook my head, giving them the ‘you guys just don't understand’ look.

 

“It's not about not being able to afford the herbs, it's about cost-effectiveness. Saving lives is the priority!”

 

I crushed the snow lotus in front of everyone, using my inner energy to refine it, carefully storing it in the medicine bottle.

 

By now, Xiao Qingchen's white robes were stained red with blood.

 

I rushed to check on Gu Chengfeng, but his entire face was pale as paper, and he seemed to have stopped breathing.

 

Oh no, it's too late!

 

I used my loudest voice to rally everyone: “Quickly pull down their pants, administer the medicine immediately!”

 

Everyone hesitated for a moment, then Second Senior Brother bit his handkerchief: “But, Senior Brother vomited blood after hearing your method.”

 

“Junior Brother seemed like he wanted to say something, but he kicked his legs and fainted.”

 

I was confident: “They must have been so excited to hear that they could be saved.”

 

“Come on, who gets the medicine first?”

 

Xiao Qingchen was weak and sweating profusely, a far cry from his usual noble and calm self:

 

“Save Junior Brother, I don't need…”

 

Hearing this, Gu Chengfeng, who had already fainted, twitched and struggled to his feet:

 

“No! If you're going to save someone, save Senior Brother!”

 

See, they're being polite again.

 

Harmony in the sect, it's a bit of a pain.

 

With a satisfied smile, I gently lifted the medicine bottle and patted each of them on the shoulder:

 

“Don't worry, you both have a share, one by one. Relax, I'll personally administer it, guaranteed results.”

2

Opportunity always favors the prepared.

 

After taking out the professional tools I had collected unintentionally, the elders stopped my eager hands and pulled a screen to block my view.

 

“Men and women are different, let us old geezers do it. Ah Tang, you can just guide from outside.”

 

In this backward cultivation world, I quickly recalled my shaky knowledge and poured it all out.

 

Perhaps the terminology was too advanced, several younger disciples were so scared they cried.

 

“Such a vicious method, Senior Sister Pei Tang is truly ruthless!”

 

I was also dissatisfied: “What do you know? This is all for the patient's ultimate healing experience.”

 

It's a revolution for the entire medical cultivation industry!

 

The elder said everything was ready, now it's the practical operation stage, just waiting for my command to start.

 

“I'd rather die a clean death…” Gu Chengfeng's voice lost its youthful arrogance, filled with helplessness, accompanied by the sound of clothes being removed.

 

I sighed and smiled wryly: “Junior Brother, you really are something. Let's start with you then.”

 

“No——”

 

His cries echoed endlessly, they should have lingered for three days, but they were drowned out by our cheers.

 

Under my direction, the originally silent disciples, who were covering their faces, were energized and cheered for the poor Junior Brother.

 

“Junior Brother, I'm still waiting for you to teach me swordsmanship.

 

Second Senior Brother lamented: “Our friendship is unbreakable!”

 

Master, not forgetting the main plot of the disciple-taking mission, tried to arouse his will to live: “My beloved disciple, hold on, you have a future, you have the cultivation path waiting for you!”

 

“Damn it, don't forget the bond between us, you bastard——”

 

That line was me muddying the waters, aiming for a sense of destiny.

 

The male lead has to hold on, without you, how can I, the vicious female supporting character, meet my KPI¹!

 

After a long time, Gu Chengfeng's voice came through intermittently:

 

“You just wait for me…”

 

The Sect Master breathed a sigh of relief: “It seems Chengfeng wants to thank you, he's safe and sound.”

 

I also nodded like a little chicken and waved my hand to direct the next operation: “Quickly! Now, take off Senior Brother's!”

……

When it was Xiao Qingchen's turn, only suppressed moans were heard, causing the female cultivators present to shed tears.

 

His reserved nature prevented him from expressing his gratitude directly; he only stared at me deeply with his phoenix eyes after being carried out.

 

I also cleverly tucked the covering around him: “Senior Brother, don't be polite, have a good journey.”

 

His eyes closed again.

 

In a daze, I remembered—

 

Just now, I seemed to have forgotten to have them sterilize midway.

 

Luckily, those who have cultivated have tough lives; they quickly recovered their health and acted as usual.

 

However, their attitudes towards me became somewhat subtle.

 

Xiao Qingchen, who previously treated me and everyone else with the same friendly yet distant manner, now occasionally stares at me blankly.

 

Gu Chengfeng, who looked down on everyone except his master and senior brother, now breathes heavily whenever he sees me.

 

I swallowed, a bold guess forming in my mind: Oh no, they wouldn't have fallen in love with that feeling, would they?

3

This won't do, because the heroine is about to appear.

 

Three days later, at the trial meeting, Song Jinhui will appear as a pitiful little junior sister, captivating countless hearts.

 

Of course, this includes the two male leads.

 

He makes exceptions for her, he goes crazy for her.

 

I'm afraid that she, in her current state, won't be able to satisfy their perverted appetites, resulting in mission failure.

 

Thinking of this, my eyes also glowed red, and I quickly reviewed the precautions for the first meeting between the vicious female supporting character and the heroine.

 

On the day of the trial, dressed like a living peacock, I was full of fighting spirit, attracting countless onlookers:

 

“She's the miracle-working medical cultivation genius, able to save someone even if they only have a breath left.”

 

“Let's ask this heaven-sent good person if she has any prescriptions to save my old back?”

 

I sighed and smiled wryly, I really couldn't handle these praises.

 

“Sword Sect's Senior Sister Pei Tang, the one who's licentious and immoral.”

 

“I heard she ruined Senior Brother Qingchen's innocence, someone saw him secretly shedding tears while looking at Pei Tang…”

 

“Not only that, but Junior Brother Chengfeng directly became an autistic child, he can't even recognize people properly.”

 

Me: “...”

 

Nonsense, Xiao Qingchen definitely has dry eye syndrome. As for Gu Chengfeng, who's a wolf in sheep's clothing, he's just naturally not fond of being called upon.

 

The only thing to blame is that this book's setting for cultivators is extremely backward; it's nothing more than a clichéd romance story dressed in a Xianxia skin.

I was sighing here when I heard someone beside me weeping.

 

Lowering my gaze, I saw my useless Second Senior Brother gritting his teeth as he looked at a book.

 

Large tears blurred the lines of text on the page.

 

While handing him a handkerchief, I curiously flipped through the pile of books on his desk.

 

‘The Most Complete Trial Exam Preparation Method,’ ‘Three-Month Trial Passing Method,’ ‘Ten-Day Guaranteed Trial Passing,’ ‘How to Pass the Trial in One Night’...

 

“Senior Brother, I still have a copy of ‘How to Prepare for the Trial from Scratch,’ should I lend it to you for next year?” I patted his shoulder solemnly, offering the only comfort I could afford.

 

“How can you understand me?” Lu Xingyun's eyes were vacant, like a hellish ghost. “These were all borrowed from others, and I don't have the money to pay for the make-up exam.”

 

“If I don't advance this time…” He clutched my sleeve tightly, his eyes greedy. “Junior Sister, your clothes are very expensive, aren't they...?”

 

I chuckled dryly, pulling away his hand, protecting the ‘finery’ I had borrowed from the niece's sister-in-law of the master's third cousin's nephew from the neighboring sect.

 

“Although I've achieved financial freedom, I can choose not to buy anything, but you can't expect me to support you.”

 

If it weren't for maintaining my persona to meet the heroine, who would pretend to be a young lady and spend beyond their means?!

 

As for the original owner's actions of extorting money from commoners and secretly squandering it, I really can't bring myself to do that.

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone was gathered to watch the competition, I quickly searched for my target. Finally, in a corner, I saw a slender figure being forced to walk out, stumbling slightly.

 

Here she is, the heroine!

 

In the original book, Song Jinhui, who had just entered the sect, was often bullied by several jealous female cultivators because of her delicate appearance and low spiritual power.

 

My mission is to, under the guise of a senior, befriend the ringleader, delivering a heavy blow to the heroine's pure and kind heart.

 

Passing through the barren garden, I saw a group of female cultivators gathered together, chattering.

 

I huffed and puffed, slowly approaching the battlefield from behind, not forgetting to pluck a few wilting flowers and put them in my pouch.

 

The tall figure facing away from me, spoke in a slightly deep voice, a stark contrast to the description of her melodious voice in the original book: “Enough——”

 

This must be Wu Qian, the cannon fodder who leads the bullying of the heroine, my unseen colleague.

 

The female cultivator facing me, looked like a lilac flower dampened by rain, her skin was as white as snow, and her innocent, clear deer eyes made me feel sorry for her.

 

She spoke, like a yellow oriole singing: “Don't…”

 

Everyone present, except Wu Qian who was facing Song Jinhui, were all chickens with low cultivation levels, standing in place, unable to move.

 

Ha ha, the advantage is mine!

 

Seeing Wu Qian raise her sword, I leaped and spun into the scene, snatching the kill:

 

“Oh, oh, what are you doing here with your cultivation level? This is the territory of our Sword Sect, we don't accept trash who only knows how to act pitiful.”

 

She was startled by my sudden appearance, tears welling up in her eyes, like a little white rabbit looking at me with red eyes.

 

Sister, I'm sorry, but I have to be this mean.

“There's a great trial meeting today, all the big names will be there. Guess who won't be welcomed?”

 

I pressed on, raising my sword scabbard to perform a laser dance, pointing and gesticulating, and placing my arm around Wu Qian's shoulder, I passionately continued:

 

“In this young lady's eyes, only Junior Sister Wu Qian can be considered promising. From now on, her enemies are my enemies. Any rat who dares to oppose her, just wait for my Pei Tang's punishment!”

 

The entire venue fell silent.

 

After a long pause, the classic heroine-esque little white rabbit finally uttered weakly: “Is it possible that I am Wu Qian…”

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¹KPI: KPI stands for Key Performance Indicator. It's a measurable value that demonstrates how effectively a company or individual is achieving key business objectives.

 

In the context of the story, the "vicious female supporting character" is using the term playfully. It implies that her "job" as a villain is to create drama and conflict to keep the story moving forward. So, in a way, she's trying to "meet her KPI" by ensuring the male leads stay alive and involved in the plot.

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